Chapter 

23

Men's Ski Trip Grocery List

Originally Published
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Medium
January 29, 2019
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In a few weekends, I’m heading on an annual 3-day “guy’s ski trip.” In advance the group — a dozen normal, relatively intelligent men in their 40s and 50s — organized a grocery list.

Clearly this trip will be nothing less than apocalyptic to all digestive functions, and will destroy any semblance of the healthy balance I’ve been striving for.

GROCERY LIST:

  • 8 boxes of Cheez-its
  • 4 bags of Ruffles BBQ potato chips
  • 4 bags of Sour Cream & Onion potato chips
  • 2 dozen eggs...
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