Wanted: Engineer Who Jams the Fizz in Your Buzz
March 23, 2016
Mylestoned is looking for a full-stack engineer who can deliver on our 50-year plan.
- Aged 13-95. Male, female or ocelot.
- Puts Butt Paste on ears to reduce headphone chaff from incessant coding.
- Realizes that the only non-reusable design patterns should be in the kitchen.
- Wants the sales team to cram ‘what-they-just-sold-that-we-don’t-have’ up their asses.
- Has quietly figured out a compression time-bending formula that provides 67.6 minutes for every daytime hour.
- Is often referred to as absurd, insane, paradoxical and brave. Terrifies and confuses most normal humans...